“My Parents Think Fox News Is Real” Lyrics

They learned about Santa a long time ago

Little bunnies at Easter and pink unicorns

Tiny tooth fairies have lost their appeal

But the still think Fox News is real

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My parents think Fox News is real

I’ve tried to explain but they just won’t sit still

All that jumping and shouting has put them off keel

And my parents think Fox News is real

 

You know Bill’s not your buddy and the Five aren’t your friends

They’re in it for  money they’re just talking heads

Once was a time when I was amused

But now someone needs to give them the news

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Now if I could change things you know that I would

But banging your head on a rock can’t be good

Maybe just singing this song is a start

So for now I’ll just say ‘Bless their hearts’

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God knows I love them and I always will

But my parents think Fox News is real

 

©2013 ascap

RINGTONE LYRICS

My parents think Fox News is real

I’ve tried to explain but they just won’t sit still

All that jumping and shouting has put them off keel

And my parents think Fox News is real

God knows I love them and I always will

But my parents think Fox News is real